I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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