I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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