Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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