guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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