i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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