I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i already hear my dad disowning me
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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