and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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