Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
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you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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