Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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