Moan for me like Helen Keller
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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