At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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