Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i think i have two assholes
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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