Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
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he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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