Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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