I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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