that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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