That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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