i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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