Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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