i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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