what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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