i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Two words: nipple clamps
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