I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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