Sry I called you an 8
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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