Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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