Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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