Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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