ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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