that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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