yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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