So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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