I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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