How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
be right there i have to get my cape
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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