I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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