Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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