My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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