Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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