so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
My pussy is not your playground.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize