is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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