I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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