somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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Vodka?
Forever.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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