R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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