I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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