She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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