so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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