I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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