I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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