Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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