So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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