Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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